Let the light shine down upon you~
Jul 13,2014  | 58,357 notes

spyroflame0487:

donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong

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deutsche-bishoujo:

"you don’t need medicine it’s all poison"

"nature is better than therapy just look at a waterfall"

"real medicine is fruits and vegetables"

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Jul 12,2014  | 194,614 notes

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

castielwinchestqueer:

soufflesagainstthedaleks:

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on myimage

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there’llimage

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when

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your weary

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to

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carrie underwood on my one way sign microsoft word sun there’ll bee puzzle piece when pointing city lays potato chips your weary tennis racket to brown bear don’t you dean winchester no more

[guitar solo]

Jul 12,2014  | 128,143 notes

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

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mexicock:

This new Kim k game looks amazing!

Jul 7,2014  | 230,829 notes

billyboydismybaby:

aardvarkjuice:

thelittlestagemanager:

valerieparker:

snapeschristmaslist:

Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Prisoner of Azkaban, p 120

“Then you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favourite way of greeting a new class.”

Wait wait wait

so there was a theory bouncing around that Trelawney was actually scary accurate, right?

What if every student she predicted died in the battle for Hogwarts?

THATS JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING

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I’m done.

*sobs*

Jul 7,2014  | 385,870 notes

i-watch-the-bees-now:

mangabreadroll:

tflatte:

blackbanshee:

fearless-proud-andstrong:

ohhaiimelissa:

kristalbabich:

“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”

“Adventure Is Out There!”

Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.

THIS WAS NOT OKAY

DUG

HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE

I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was

“It’s okay it’s just a kids movie.”
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marauders4evr:

yolownly:

homeostasis-central:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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the elder swear

And your father smelt of elderberries.

Jul 7,2014  | 467,756 notes

suckmyclitoris:

funtcucker104:

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

He’s the hero we want and deserve

Me

Jul 5,2014  | 8,525 notes

luvthursday:

How I eat the asshole

Jul 4,2014  | 36,610 notes

goldfrappandcigarettes:

WHAT

Jul 2,2014  | 4,140 notes

cumslayer:

when he says he got money and a big dick

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