bees:

in the trap

bon-bon:

The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.

laterlandwellers:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence